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South Park explains what the Church of Blainetology is really all about
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Scientology + David Blaine = Blainetology
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South Park Blainetology Episode
Blainetology
July 4, 2001
The children from South Park learn that cults are bad as magician David Blaine leads them into a destructive group.
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Blainetology is a mixture of the cult of Scientology and magician David Blaine.
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There is an image of Muhammad in this older version of South Park. The Islamic community didn’t complain about it then because he is depicted as a badass flame throwing super-hero. In a recent episode of South Park, Muhammad is depicted as being censored by Comedy Central. Below is a forgers depiction of the episode uncensored. You can see they use the same Muhammad character as they did in the above Blaintology episode.
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Don't let a cult control what you watch just as they did with the South Park Scientology Episode.
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South Park vs. Scientology
Following the departure of Isaac Hayes, Comedy Central pulled an episode of South Park that lampooned Tom Cruise and Scientology. What do you think?
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Stephen Grossman,
Epidemiologist
"Leave the Scientologists alone, already. Don't they have enough to worry about, what with the tyranny of the galactic God Xenu and his evil body thetans?" |
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Brianna Hodges,
Industrial Engineer
"Comedy Central has already insulted Scientology with its glib representations of battling robots." |
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Jeremy Marshka,
Mathematician
"I'm with Isaac Hayes. Shows about testicles, talking feces, and starving Africans are one thing, but discussing Scientology is offensive." |
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South Park Scientology Episode News |
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LATEST NEWS
MARCH 23rd, 2006 |
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MARCH 17th, 2006 |
The battle between "South Park" creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone and Scientology is escalating.
The dust-up gained steam last week when Isaac Hayes, a practicing Scientologist who has long been the voice of the character Chef, quit after objecting to a "South Park" episode called "Trapped in the Closet," which lampooned both the religion and Tom Cruise.
The skirmish continued this week, when Comedy Central abruptly pulled a repeat of that episode that was scheduled to air Wednesday evening. Showing instead was another memorable seg which featured Hayes's character, called "Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls."
Blog reports pegged the mysterious episode switch to objections raised by Cruise, who, the reports stated, threatened to not promote "Mission: Impossible 3," the summer tentpole for ViacomViacom-owned Paramount.
A spokesman for Cruise denied that Cruise had ever made such a threat. "He never said any such thing about 'Mission: Impossible 3," the spokesman said.
While the "South Park" creators didn't directly comment on Comedy Central's decision to pull the episode, they issued an unusual statement to Daily Variety indicating the battle is not over.
"So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun! Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!"
The duo signed the statement "Trey Parker and Matt Stone, servants of the dark lord Xenu."
Who is Xenu the Evil Galactic Overlord of Scientology? |
MARCH 13th, 2006 |
On L. Ron Hubbards B-day, Scientologist Isaac Hayes quits South Park as his role as Chef because of the Scientology episode that aired last November.
"In ten years and over 150 episodes of 'South Park,' Isaac never had a problem with the show making fun of Christians, Muslim, Mormons or Jews," Matt Stone said in a statement issued by the Comedy Central network.
CNN and Reuters explain more about Isaac Hayes leaving South Park
The creators of South Park, Matt Stone and Trey Parker appeared on Late Show with David Letterman on Wednesday, March 15th, 2006. |
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